Thursday, September 21, 2006

There's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck. -ZeFrank

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Tupperware and The Container Store get me wet. -Zept

Tupperware and The Container Store get me wet.  -Zept

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

"Stop inserting science into my science fiction!" -pwe

"solaris: live slow or die!" -pwe

"Well, that's a date that's asymptoticaly in the future..." -SuperNate

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

*sigh* Unless you quit. Which is an option. -HuggyBear

"you could bang like a screen door in a hurricane" - nateM

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

"I meditate. I burn candles. I drink green tea.
and still I want to smack someone."


"Even if the voices aren't real they have some
pretty good ideas."

-from Post-It notes by Zept's boss

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers. -FORTUNE(6)

Friday, April 01, 2005

As seen on IRC:
sherpa: this mouse is an anathesia fiend
Jace: I'm the same way

"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise.
Seek what they sought"
-Basho (17th century japanese poet)

Friday, March 11, 2005

"I'm really a technology whore." -Linus Torvalds

Monday, February 28, 2005

"...watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith." -SuperNate

Monday, February 21, 2005

Last night, I had a dream about coffee. It was probably tied to the
combination of finding my grandma's old percolator while we were
cleaning the attic, and the man who clumsily opened his car door right
into oncoming traffic (in front of me) while struggling to maintain his
Starbucks coffee in an upright orientation.

At any rate, in this dream, Elezar talked to me in hushed and paranoid
tones about a vast coffee conspiracy being used to placate the masses
with antidepressants that were distributed in every cup of the brew.

He referred to the conspirators as the "illumi-latte"

I woke up giggling about it.

-Huggy Bear

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the
edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well... are you religious?"
He said yes.
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist"
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church
of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

--Emo Philips

Monday, February 07, 2005

i should have gotten that free steinway, except i was worried the meows
would scratch it. i should have put it in a room from which the meows
were banned. THEN chix would dig me.

oh, wait, chix demand a large organ, not a large piano. hate.

-Nate

Saturday, January 29, 2005

"I'm sorry you're defective."
-Sherpa's boss refering to her being a vegetarian as he devoured some shrimp-bacon thing.

Friday, January 28, 2005

Zept has an epiphany...

The dawning light of enlightenment has hit me, dear
brothers and sisters!

As with any good right wing establishment, the SCC must
also be evangelical and hypocritical!
I say this because when I joined the SCC back in 1995, I was
told that all my nepotistic and elitist behaviour by being
an angry goth/punk was BAD for me, and that if I only
opened my eyes to the gentle ways of the mind enhancement
program that the Cabal was offering (i.e. tripping and
studying lots of Alan Watts, Robert Anton Wilson, Timothy
Leary and Joseph Campbell), then I surely would be pulled
out of this spiritual funk that was destroying my soul.

So I did lots of drugs, read the required books, and as a
result became athiest when before I was pagan (spiritual
reform??). As a result of the drugs, I needed two years on
antidepressants to fix my sapped serotonin levels.

But now I'm out of the angry full on goth/punk funk and I
have assimilated to the ways of the Cabal, participating
in nepotism and elitism...the Cabal Way.

I'm saved!

...or in a cult...
;)

Zerby contemplates the politics of IRC:

I was comparing the #scc channel policies to that of a country... In general, everyone has ops (i.e, the power to deport someone forcefully).. So, everyone can be considered to be carrying weapons. We close our borders (+ks). We are nepotistic (you have to know someone in order to get in) and therefore elitist. I'm not sure how much nationalism there is (that #scc is the best channel on IRC), but there is probably some degree, as it's home channel to many of us.

Clearly, we're a bunch of right wing bitches.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Shani: Amber, you should come out to the boathouse with us.
Amber: Oh, they let you in?
Shani: Well, of course. I'm 25!!
Amber: REALLY? I thought you were 16.
Zerby: What? You think I'm some kind of cradle robber?
Amber: Well.. DUH!!!

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

As seen on IRC on Friday May 7 2004 -- 17:39 08:00:
sherpa: nothing removes those unslightly hairs better than napalm

As seen on IRC on Sat, 13 Dec 2003 20:11:40 -0800:
sherpa: now zept is giving me a michigan geography lesson
JShaft: Is she using her hand?
sherpa: YES!

As seen on IRC on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 12:51:25 -0700:
Superguy: OH! Big update
Superguy: her cord fell off yesterday:)
nateM2: cored.
Superguy: uncored
nateM2: so she's on internal battery now? not shore power?
Superguy: or rather decored
Superguy: yep
xyb: no more cored!
Superguy: NONE!
tonster4: Olivia: now with 100% less cored!
sherpa: she's wireless