Saturday, June 26, 2004

Black magic. Color correction is the new SCSI. Break out the goats.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

sherpa: I have no reason to live
Evil: two words: chocolate icecream
sherpa: i prefer vanilla ice cream
Evil: freak!
sherpa: no, i'm a fascist
ashe: vanilla fascist
Evil: does that mean she commits genocide by boring people to death?
sherpa: i've been known to do that when i get started on my political rants

Thursday, June 10, 2004

A good shit can certainly improve your mood and reinvigorate your soul.

Monday, June 07, 2004

I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.

Doesn't every gay guy have an instinctive knowledge of which is the dessert fork???
-da Runt

It seems that every picture that I'm in, my hair takes over.

This ceremony is an outward expression of the marriage that has already happened in Ray & Heather's hearts.
-the Union of Mr. & Mrs. Crane, 6-5-2004

You know, I think Sherpa has a thing for you, Christy. -Mike

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Like Kryptonite To Stupid
-Oliver Willis