Monday, August 30, 2004

I've realized that most strange tech descisions can usually be traced to some guy in sales... -comment seen on /.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

The word of the day boys and girls is...

Glop.

According to Deacon nateM:
"Glop is a generic term I use to describe anything that is
thixotropic of dilatent. In general, any non-newtonian fluid
with a strain rate disproportionate to its shear stress is glop.
Glops are often colloidal in nature or have other polyphase
microstructure."

Examples of Glop are as follows:

The meal Zerby made at the Temple in 1996 whereby he used lard,
overcooked noodles, chicken and gravy can only be construed as
Chicken Glop.

Ranch Dressing is obviously "Ranch Glop".

Ketchup is "Red Glop".

Garlic dip is "Garlic Glop".

We here at the SCC hope you are proud to have learned such
valuable terms, and we hope that you can now go out into the
world and request such items of Glop, to the confusion of your
fellow humankind.

And remember, after eating ingestible Glops, you should Fart Proudly!

Also! Don't forget to apply lots of UV Glop so you won't need to apply
Aloe Glop later!

This message brought to you by the number 23.

fnord!

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi : That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi : Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi : Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi : Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi : Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi : Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi : I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi : That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi : Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi : That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi : No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi : No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi : Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi : You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi : You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi : And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi : Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone

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