Thursday, October 21, 2004

If you don't share stories of getting drunk, your children will think you were in a coma during the '90s.... however, when they ask "Dad? what were the '90s like" you can honestly say "I don't really remember" :) -Zerby

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

From :

"People whose budget doesn't stretch to Arctic Silver can now buy a cheaper product, Arctic Alumina, based on aluminum oxide instead of silver. It's got the same advanced polysynthetic nuclear fish discotheque technology..."

"The prices are low and they'll stay low until the price increases." -Zuul

Friday, October 15, 2004

Okay, I take my life in my own hands asking this in the known presence
of Seattlefolk... but...

What's a really good brand of coffee beans?

I'd just like to get something better than "8 o'clock coffee" to enjoy.

I want to:
1) buy some tasty, already-roasted beans
2) grind said beans and smell heady aroma
3) put ground beans in Mr. Coffee
4) fill Mr. Coffee with filtered water
5) push the Magic Button and run away
6) return to find delicious hot coffee and make homer simpson noises

Note: this process can't use anything French, or require me to
individually hand-roast the beans under a full moon over the open flame
of a beeswax candle containing the essence of vanilla beans. I'm
already gay enough.

--Chris Bear