Saturday, January 29, 2005

"I'm sorry you're defective."
-Sherpa's boss refering to her being a vegetarian as he devoured some shrimp-bacon thing.

Friday, January 28, 2005

Zept has an epiphany...

The dawning light of enlightenment has hit me, dear
brothers and sisters!

As with any good right wing establishment, the SCC must
also be evangelical and hypocritical!
I say this because when I joined the SCC back in 1995, I was
told that all my nepotistic and elitist behaviour by being
an angry goth/punk was BAD for me, and that if I only
opened my eyes to the gentle ways of the mind enhancement
program that the Cabal was offering (i.e. tripping and
studying lots of Alan Watts, Robert Anton Wilson, Timothy
Leary and Joseph Campbell), then I surely would be pulled
out of this spiritual funk that was destroying my soul.

So I did lots of drugs, read the required books, and as a
result became athiest when before I was pagan (spiritual
reform??). As a result of the drugs, I needed two years on
antidepressants to fix my sapped serotonin levels.

But now I'm out of the angry full on goth/punk funk and I
have assimilated to the ways of the Cabal, participating
in nepotism and elitism...the Cabal Way.

I'm saved!

...or in a cult...

Zerby contemplates the politics of IRC:

I was comparing the #scc channel policies to that of a country... In general, everyone has ops (i.e, the power to deport someone forcefully).. So, everyone can be considered to be carrying weapons. We close our borders (+ks). We are nepotistic (you have to know someone in order to get in) and therefore elitist. I'm not sure how much nationalism there is (that #scc is the best channel on IRC), but there is probably some degree, as it's home channel to many of us.

Clearly, we're a bunch of right wing bitches.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Shani: Amber, you should come out to the boathouse with us.
Amber: Oh, they let you in?
Shani: Well, of course. I'm 25!!
Amber: REALLY? I thought you were 16.
Zerby: What? You think I'm some kind of cradle robber?
Amber: Well.. DUH!!!

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

As seen on IRC on Friday May 7 2004 -- 17:39 08:00:
sherpa: nothing removes those unslightly hairs better than napalm

As seen on IRC on Sat, 13 Dec 2003 20:11:40 -0800:
sherpa: now zept is giving me a michigan geography lesson
JShaft: Is she using her hand?
sherpa: YES!

As seen on IRC on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 12:51:25 -0700:
Superguy: OH! Big update
Superguy: her cord fell off yesterday:)
nateM2: cored.
Superguy: uncored
nateM2: so she's on internal battery now? not shore power?
Superguy: or rather decored
Superguy: yep
xyb: no more cored!
Superguy: NONE!
tonster4: Olivia: now with 100% less cored!
sherpa: she's wireless

As seen on IRC on Fri, 17 Sep 2004 10:56:58 -0700
zavatski: vitamins didn't work
zavatski: tea didn't work
zavatski: water guzzling didn't work
zavatski: eating didn't work
zavatski: i popped 3 penguin mints
zavatski: voila!
sherpa: you had bad breath?

As seen on IRC on Tue, 5 Oct 2004 19:35:40 -0700:
Flashback: What happened to the Illuminati?
sherpa: it's the carlye group now

As overheard (by Zept) while in Tahoe the weekend of January 16 - 18, 2004:

"His was so small, I didn't feel anything..." - Melissa

"C'mon girls, we need to channel our uteruses!" - Shani

"In, out, In, out" - Melissa

"I got to raise the roof!" - Badger

"Yes, I'm a good pooper." - Zerby

"Oh my god, it came from his butt." - Shani

"Molly, do you realize you're smelling all sorts of ass?" -probably Melissa

"I'll just get 'em off. I don't care." - nateM

"'s drinkie sippie shit" - Shani

Monday, January 03, 2005

Zuul about breast feeding:
"It kinda feels like sandpaper, but she's worth it. I'm sure if it would help her you'd sand your penis for an hour a day for her."