Monday, February 28, 2005

"...watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith." -SuperNate

Monday, February 21, 2005

Last night, I had a dream about coffee. It was probably tied to the
combination of finding my grandma's old percolator while we were
cleaning the attic, and the man who clumsily opened his car door right
into oncoming traffic (in front of me) while struggling to maintain his
Starbucks coffee in an upright orientation.

At any rate, in this dream, Elezar talked to me in hushed and paranoid
tones about a vast coffee conspiracy being used to placate the masses
with antidepressants that were distributed in every cup of the brew.

He referred to the conspirators as the "illumi-latte"

I woke up giggling about it.

-Huggy Bear

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the
edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well... are you religious?"
He said yes.
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church
of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

--Emo Philips

Monday, February 07, 2005

i should have gotten that free steinway, except i was worried the meows
would scratch it. i should have put it in a room from which the meows
were banned. THEN chix would dig me.

oh, wait, chix demand a large organ, not a large piano. hate.