tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63354902011-04-21T14:58:44.766-05:00.plantext based entropyDFnoreply@blogger.comBlogger881100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1158866429846164142006-09-21T14:16:00.000-05:002006-09-21T14:24:00.143-05:00There's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck. -ZeFrankDFnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1151590990448991202006-06-29T09:23:00.000-05:002006-09-21T14:23:22.246-05:00Tupperware and The Container Store get me wet. -ZeptTupperware and The Container Store get me wet. -ZeptDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1132072236403993182005-11-15T11:30:00.000-05:002005-11-15T11:30:36.476-05:00"Stop inserting science into my science fiction!" -pweDFnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1132071864309314112005-11-15T11:23:00.000-05:002005-11-15T11:24:24.410-05:00"solaris: live slow or die!" -pweDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1132071807697710912005-11-15T11:22:00.001-05:002005-11-15T11:23:30.896-05:00"Well, that's a date that's asymptoticaly in the future..." -SuperNateDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1132071740569027912005-11-15T11:22:00.000-05:002005-11-15T11:22:20.806-05:00Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.*sigh* Unless you quit. Which is an option. -HuggyBearDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1132071278104432342005-11-15T11:14:00.000-05:002005-11-15T11:14:38.113-05:00"you could bang like a screen door in a hurricane" - nateMDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1116460636387045602005-05-18T18:56:00.000-05:002005-05-18T18:57:16.390-05:00"I meditate. I burn candles. I drink green tea.and still I want to smack someone.""Even if the voices aren't real they have somepretty good ideas."-from Post-It notes by Zept's bossDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1115817987443153522005-05-11T08:25:00.000-05:002005-05-11T08:26:27.450-05:00If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers. -FORTUNE(6)DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1112395751935323932005-04-01T17:47:00.000-05:002005-04-01T17:49:11.936-05:00As seen on IRC:sherpa: this mouse is an anathesia fiendJace: I'm the same wayDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1112362618575698482005-04-01T08:33:00.000-05:002005-04-01T08:36:58.576-05:00"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought" -Basho (17th century japanese poet)DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1110578816943884582005-03-11T17:06:00.000-05:002005-03-11T17:06:56.943-05:00"I'm really a technology whore." -Linus TorvaldsDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1109605656984115122005-02-28T10:46:00.000-05:002005-02-28T10:47:36.986-05:00"...watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith." -SuperNateDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1109003521399701452005-02-21T11:30:00.000-05:002005-02-21T11:32:01.400-05:00Last night, I had a dream about coffee. It was probably tied to thecombination of finding my grandma's old percolator while we werecleaning the attic, and the man who clumsily opened his car door rightinto oncoming traffic (in front of me) while struggling to maintain hisStarbucks coffee in an upright orientation.At any rate, in this dream, Elezar talked to me in hushed and paranoidtones about a DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1108562811635105922005-02-16T09:02:00.000-05:002005-02-16T09:06:51.636-05:00I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!""Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1107788018616350692005-02-07T09:43:00.000-05:002005-02-07T09:53:38.616-05:00i should have gotten that free steinway, except i was worried the meows
would scratch it. i should have put it in a room from which the meows
were banned. THEN chix would dig me.
oh, wait, chix demand a large organ, not a large piano. hate.
-NateDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1106986286759058132005-01-29T03:09:00.000-05:002005-01-29T03:11:26.760-05:00"I'm sorry you're defective."
-Sherpa's boss refering to her being a vegetarian as he devoured some shrimp-bacon thing.DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1106947750883259592005-01-28T16:02:00.000-05:002005-01-28T16:29:10.883-05:00Zept has an epiphany...
The dawning light of enlightenment has hit me, dear
brothers and sisters!
As with any good right wing establishment, the SCC must
also be evangelical and hypocritical!
I say this because when I joined the SCC back in 1995, I was
told that all my nepotistic and elitist behaviour by being
an angry goth/punk was BAD for me, and that if I only
opened my eyes to the gentle DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1106935853037872232005-01-28T13:07:00.000-05:002005-01-28T13:10:53.036-05:00Zerby contemplates the politics of IRC:
I was comparing the #scc channel policies to that of a country... In general, everyone has ops (i.e, the power to deport someone forcefully).. So, everyone can be considered to be carrying weapons. We close our borders (+ks). We are nepotistic (you have to know someone in order to get in) and therefore elitist. I'm not sure how much nationalism there isDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1106262872822734062005-01-20T18:13:00.000-05:002005-01-20T18:14:32.823-05:00Shani: Amber, you should come out to the boathouse with us.
Amber: Oh, they let you in?
Shani: Well, of course. I'm 25!!
Amber: REALLY? I thought you were 16.
Zerby: What? You think I'm some kind of cradle robber?
Amber: Well.. DUH!!!DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1106166928592294952005-01-19T15:35:00.001-05:002005-01-19T16:55:22.606-05:00As seen on IRC on Friday May 7 2004 -- 17:39 08:00:
sherpa: nothing removes those unslightly hairs better than napalmDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1106166968966670522005-01-19T15:35:00.000-05:002005-01-19T16:50:59.006-05:00As seen on IRC on Sat, 13 Dec 2003 20:11:40 -0800:
sherpa: now zept is giving me a michigan geography lesson
JShaft: Is she using her hand?
sherpa: YES!
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1106166770701807762005-01-19T15:32:00.000-05:002005-01-19T17:07:10.600-05:00As seen on IRC on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 12:51:25 -0700:
Superguy: OH! Big update
Superguy: her cord fell off yesterday:)
nateM2: cored.
Superguy: uncored
nateM2: so she's on internal battery now? not shore power?
Superguy: or rather decored
Superguy: yep
xyb: no more cored!
Superguy: NONE!
tonster4: Olivia: now with 100% less cored!
sherpa: she's wirelessDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1106166692467512862005-01-19T15:31:00.000-05:002005-01-19T17:13:06.266-05:00As seen on IRC on Fri, 17 Sep 2004 10:56:58 -0700
zavatski: vitamins didn't work
zavatski: tea didn't work
zavatski: water guzzling didn't work
zavatski: eating didn't work
zavatski: i popped 3 penguin mints
zavatski: voila!
sherpa: you had bad breath?DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1106166638363125402005-01-19T15:30:00.000-05:002005-01-19T17:16:47.690-05:00As seen on IRC on Tue, 5 Oct 2004 19:35:40 -0700:
Flashback: What happened to the Illuminati?
sherpa: it's the carlye group nowDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1106166602662535202005-01-19T11:44:00.000-05:002005-01-19T17:14:06.196-05:00As overheard (by Zept) while in Tahoe the weekend of January 16 - 18, 2004:
"His was so small, I didn't feel anything..." - Melissa
"C'mon girls, we need to channel our uteruses!" - Shani
"In, out, In, out" - Melissa
"I got to raise the roof!" - Badger
"Yes, I'm a good pooper." - Zerby
"Oh my god, it came from his butt." - Shani
"Molly, do you realize you're smelling all sorts of ass?" -DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1104761274838142232005-01-03T09:06:00.000-05:002005-01-03T09:07:54.840-05:00Zuul about breast feeding:
"It kinda feels like sandpaper, but she's worth it. I'm sure if it would help her you'd sand your penis for an hour a day for her."DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1102959043334389002004-12-13T13:30:00.000-05:002004-12-13T12:53:28.480-05:00As seen somewhere on IRC, December 10, 2004:
WeaselBoy: evidently, the big meme on myspace is film titles to which you add "In My Pants" to the end
Bill: Gone With The WInd... In My Pants
Bill: Wait a minute.
yoshio: Gone with the Pants
WeaselBoy: Kids In My Pants
tooth: Wind in my Pants
WeaselBoy: Hellboy In My Pants
Bill: Hellraiser In My Pants
tooth: Sound of Music In My Pants
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1099686034695931422004-11-05T15:19:00.000-05:002004-11-05T15:20:34.696-05:00MY MODEST PROPOSAL: THE U.S.A.R.
By C. B. Shapiro
I feel bad for the Red States.
Yes, they won the White House, Congress, the Supreme Court and most of
the state houses. But they still can't have the country they really
want because the last few Blue States won't roll over. So I am making
a simple proposal:
Secession. Divorce. Splitsville.
Personally, I think we made a huge DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1099503529388301582004-11-03T13:38:00.000-05:002004-11-03T12:38:49.386-05:00Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart
people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1099503378744627442004-11-03T13:36:00.000-05:002004-11-03T12:36:18.743-05:00"I don't want to be a vegetarian.. I want to be a real human" -- Wes
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1098384451837213062004-10-21T13:46:00.000-05:002004-10-21T13:47:31.836-05:00If you don't share stories of getting drunk, your children will think you were in a coma during the '90s.... however, when they ask "Dad? what were the '90s like" you can honestly say "I don't really remember" :) -Zerby
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1098204359020118782004-10-19T12:45:00.000-05:002004-10-19T11:45:59.020-05:00From http://www.dansdata.com/goop.htm :
"People whose budget doesn't stretch to Arctic Silver can now buy a cheaper product, Arctic Alumina, based on aluminum oxide instead of silver. It's got the same advanced polysynthetic nuclear fish discotheque technology..."DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1098204309937394622004-10-19T12:44:00.000-05:002004-10-19T11:45:09.936-05:00"The prices are low and they'll stay low until the price increases." -ZuulDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1097858673489107252004-10-15T12:43:00.000-05:002004-10-15T11:44:33.493-05:00Okay, I take my life in my own hands asking this in the known presence
of Seattlefolk... but...
What's a really good brand of coffee beans?
I'd just like to get something better than "8 o'clock coffee" to enjoy.
I want to:
1) buy some tasty, already-roasted beans
2) grind said beans and smell heady aroma
3) put ground beans in Mr. Coffee
4) fill Mr. Coffee with filtered water
5) push the MagicDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1095184475740430742004-09-14T12:54:00.000-05:002004-09-14T12:54:35.740-05:00"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo VP, 1989 DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1094065239085892552004-09-01T14:00:00.000-05:002004-09-01T14:00:39.086-05:00"The universe's scope and breadth, its seeming permanence will render moot our deepest flaws and best accomplishments."
from FrazzDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1093878512838170852004-08-30T10:07:00.000-05:002004-08-30T10:08:32.836-05:00I've realized that most strange tech descisions can usually be traced to some guy in sales... -comment seen on /.DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1093229307967571762004-08-22T21:47:00.000-05:002004-08-22T21:48:27.966-05:00The word of the day boys and girls is...
Glop.
According to Deacon nateM:
"Glop is a generic term I use to describe anything that is
thixotropic of dilatent. In general, any non-newtonian fluid
with a strain rate disproportionate to its shear stress is glop.
Glops are often colloidal in nature or have other polyphase
microstructure."
Examples of Glop are as follows:
The meal Zerby made at DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1092857124461394602004-08-18T14:23:00.000-05:002004-08-18T14:25:24.460-05:00 George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi : That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi : Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1092856822567340962004-08-18T14:18:00.000-05:002004-08-18T14:20:22.576-05:00"So, the criminal was hired to kill the victim in this rice field
using only these salt and pepper shakers... It's the first occurance
of a nick-nack paddy wack" -Heard on _Whose line is it anyway?_DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1089929399982243622004-07-15T17:09:00.000-05:002004-07-15T17:09:59.986-05:00New-Age-Astral-Vibration Rapby Steve WebberI was having an out-of-body experience so I grounded myself and gotcentered with the help of my spirit guide, then I almost astral traveledbut the phone rang and I sensed the negative vibrations so I checkedmy numerology chart and almost had a primal but my energy was blockedso I did some bioenergetics and self-parenting and had some floweressences with DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1088804372922066512004-07-02T16:39:00.000-05:002004-07-02T16:39:32.923-05:00JulAnn: I *heart* it. I love the $3 BJ at the westward Ho
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1088308308444495992004-06-26T22:51:00.000-05:002004-06-26T22:51:48.443-05:00Black magic. Color correction is the new SCSI. Break out the goats.
-PeeWeeDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1088101217433153242004-06-24T13:19:00.000-05:002004-06-24T13:21:47.886-05:00sherpa: I have no reason to live
Evil: two words: chocolate icecream
sherpa: i prefer vanilla ice cream
Evil: freak!
sherpa: no, i'm a fascist
ashe: vanilla fascist
Evil: does that mean she commits genocide by boring people to death?
sherpa: i've been known to do that when i get started on my political rants
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1086887275687672872004-06-10T12:07:00.000-05:002004-06-10T12:07:55.686-05:00A good shit can certainly improve your mood and reinvigorate your soul.
-JaceDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1086634989382833472004-06-07T14:02:00.000-05:002004-06-07T14:03:09.383-05:00I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.
-AnonymousDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1086631688548628762004-06-07T13:07:00.000-05:002004-06-07T13:56:12.030-05:00Doesn't every gay guy have an instinctive knowledge of which is the dessert fork???
-da RuntDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1086631619625451572004-06-07T12:57:00.000-05:002004-06-07T13:06:59.626-05:00It seems that every picture that I'm in, my hair takes over.
-Pee-O-Wee
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1086630992405998412004-06-07T12:55:00.000-05:002004-06-07T12:56:32.406-05:00This ceremony is an outward expression of the marriage that has already happened in Ray & Heather's hearts.
-the Union of Mr. & Mrs. Crane, 6-5-2004DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1086622087765906422004-06-07T10:27:00.000-05:002004-06-07T10:28:07.766-05:00You know, I think Sherpa has a thing for you, Christy. -MikeDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1086188277273146452004-06-02T09:57:00.000-05:002004-06-02T09:57:57.273-05:00Like Kryptonite To Stupid
-Oliver WillisDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1085578422213118332004-05-26T08:32:00.000-05:002004-05-26T08:33:42.213-05:00Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
-Donald Knuth DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1084550007151213112004-05-14T10:52:00.000-05:002004-05-14T10:53:27.153-05:00Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and proclaiming loudly, "DAMN! - WHAT A RIDE!!!"
-Anonymous
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1084548688007384402004-05-14T10:29:00.000-05:002004-05-14T10:31:28.053-05:00Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and proclaiming loudly, "DAMN! - WHAT A RIDE!!!"
-Anonymous
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1084464251268955942004-05-13T11:03:00.000-05:002004-05-13T11:04:11.270-05:00Evil...is ... Hellboy.
-ZeptDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1084463563814504442004-05-13T10:52:00.000-05:002004-05-13T10:52:43.813-05:00I just typoed 'reboot' as 'reoot'.
So did I send the server back to Canada?
-PeeWee
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1084375735943821382004-05-12T10:28:00.000-05:002004-05-12T10:28:55.943-05:00"It's been so long since I've had sex, I don't remember who gets tied up." -AnonymousDFnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1084373268262454812004-05-12T09:46:00.000-05:002004-05-12T09:47:48.263-05:00IRC is just multiplayer notepad
-topic on #SCCDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1082471734381447222004-04-20T09:35:00.000-05:002004-04-20T09:39:38.810-05:00The Cool Fucker's laws of logic:
1) Any statement prepended with "Clearly" is by default a tautology.
examples: "Clearly Paul is a satanic individual."
"Indeed clearly, without distortion, Wad's food sucks."
2) Any statement with the suffix "without a fucking doubt" is a tautology.
example: "Chris is evil, without a fucking doubt."
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1082471502366538902004-04-20T09:31:00.001-05:002004-04-20T09:35:46.843-05:00If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1082471487444146212004-04-20T09:31:00.000-05:002004-04-20T09:35:31.936-05:00The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
--- Jones' Law
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1082471445187930542004-04-20T09:30:00.001-05:002004-04-20T09:34:49.686-05:00Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1082471429319250302004-04-20T09:30:00.000-05:002004-04-20T09:34:33.810-05:00A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose. - Farmers Almanac
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1082471381238189692004-04-20T09:29:00.000-05:002004-04-20T09:33:45.750-05:00Tablespoons
Teas Willis, and the sticky tours
Did gym and Gibbs in the wake.
All mimes were the borrowers,
And the moderate Belgrade.
"Beware the tablespoon my son,
The teeth that bite, the Claus that catch.
Beware the Subjects bird, and shred
The serious Bandwidth!"
He took his Verbal sword in hand:
Long time the DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1082471258677452202004-04-20T09:27:00.000-05:002004-04-20T09:31:43.216-05:00- It doesn't count as tabloid reporting if you're only reporting that the tabloids reported it.
- You're still sober as lounge as you can still say your worms promperly.
- It isn't a preexisting condition unless you had it before you existed.
- You're not fat if clothes are actually made in your size.
- You are not guilty of DUI if you thought someone else was driving.
- It isn't vote fraud DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1082470712178912892004-04-20T09:18:00.000-05:002004-04-20T09:22:36.826-05:00"Can't you find any normal people to play with????" Momma __ (honorary member)
DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1080657942247107602004-03-30T09:45:00.000-05:002004-03-30T09:49:17.670-05:00I want to meet Skippy. Here are 213 things he's not allowed to do.DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1079540107896376932004-03-17T11:15:00.000-05:002004-03-17T11:18:25.983-05:00If JavaScript is walking alone late at night through a bad part of
town with a pocket full of $20 bills, ActiveX is dropping your
trousers in the middle of the yard of a maximum-security prison,
bending over, and yelling 'Come and get it, boys!'
-Anonymous SysAdminDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074725347823816582004-01-21T17:49:00.000-05:002004-01-21T17:51:08.810-05:00American Life By 2007
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order....."
Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."
Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number at Lincoln DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195531323567042004-01-15T14:38:00.002-05:002004-01-15T14:40:44.246-05:00"If life gives you lemons, put them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger" -UnknownDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195510919703392004-01-15T14:38:00.001-05:002004-01-15T14:40:23.840-05:00I know you can be overwhelmed and I'm pretty sure you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?. . . . I think you can in Europe.
-UnknownDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195481631112232004-01-15T14:38:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:39:54.560-05:00A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -UnknownDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195427082250032004-01-15T14:37:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:39:00.030-05:00The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
- Rita Mae BrownDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195400491288592004-01-15T14:36:00.001-05:002004-01-15T14:38:33.436-05:00Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
- Oscar Hammerstein , working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music"DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195370863352302004-01-15T14:36:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:38:03.810-05:00Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children.
- Libby Gelman-WaxnerDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195350105046282004-01-15T14:35:00.001-05:002004-01-15T14:37:43.060-05:00"If I'm not back in five minutes.. wait longer."
- Ace Ventura, Pet Detective DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195332762010932004-01-15T14:35:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:37:25.716-05:00I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket.
-Anita LoosDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195299207442752004-01-15T14:34:00.002-05:002004-01-15T14:36:52.153-05:00"It's true women can fake orgasms... but men can fake whole relationships." -UnknownDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195275765348372004-01-15T14:34:00.001-05:002004-01-15T14:36:28.716-05:00"You are so beyond fucked you couldn't catch a bus back to fucked"
-SuckersDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195248862600702004-01-15T14:34:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:36:01.826-05:00"Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it." -UnknownDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195217986755572004-01-15T14:33:00.001-05:002004-01-15T14:35:30.950-05:00"Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women."
- Katherine HepburnDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195196287852812004-01-15T14:33:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:35:09.263-05:00"The big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability to have enclaves of people living in the greatest misery without almost noticing them."
- Gunnar MyrdalDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195173147113942004-01-15T14:32:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:34:46.123-05:00"When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic."
- Steven Wright DFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074195074858562002004-01-15T14:31:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:33:07.860-05:00"I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking."
- Katherine CebrianDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074194537237642182004-01-15T14:22:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:24:10.310-05:00ANS - we suck less.
ANS - all that's missing is U.
-H. FroshDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074194446547435352004-01-15T14:20:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:22:39.640-05:00I've always held the (rather solisistic) view that parties begin when I arrive, and end when I leave, as I don't experience any party before, nor any party after.... -ZerbyDFnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6335490.post-1074194233369964722004-01-15T14:17:00.000-05:002004-01-15T14:19:06.483-05:00A new home for the holy text...DFnoreply@blogger.com0